sethdidthis:

Technically I’m overqualified for a position in being hunted for sport, but in this economy you take what you can get.

sethdidthis:

Technically I’m overqualified for a position in being hunted for sport, but in this economy you take what you can get.

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Life in general is pretty minimizing because you have a lot of big ideas and you have to battle the mistaken delusions and instability that come with youth. And then watching that just wither away as you become more of a realist is a harrowing experience for any human being. I just think you gotta have a good fucking attitude.

(Source: queenrafferty)

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icantfeelmyarms:

Sears executives be like “How can we say Thank you come again, but also sound like an incredibly aggressive ex-boyfriend?”

icantfeelmyarms:

Sears executives be like “How can we say Thank you come again, but also sound like an incredibly aggressive ex-boyfriend?”

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the-pournival:

nudityandnerdery:

divawithanunspoiledagenda:

plumbones:

destiny919:

greenhoused:

which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner

tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions

It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.

WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN

Well, it wasn’t a motherfucking Oedipus pun, that’s for sure.

This post is epic

(Source: greenhoused)

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"It’s been ten years, what have you been up to?"

aahahahahaha

NO

(Source: juliannehoughes)

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romanovia:

fun date idea:

take me to comic con

drop me off

leave

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